Saturdays Quote......

A good friend is like a good bra: Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart!

Tuesday's Quotes

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Three More Truths....

• Reading when your drunk is horrible
• Nobody ever dares make a cup-a-soup in a bowl
• Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school

Funny Quote...

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Three Truths....

• You're never quite sure whether to eat green crisps


• Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered 55378008 into a calculator


• It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat

Funny Quote

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.